How did Mrs. Noah knit on the ark?

April 8th... What a day. It's like April Fool's day caught up with me, one week late.

1. Walked to work and got caught in a rainstorm. 

2. By the time I left for physio in the afternoon, the rainstorm had turned into a 'hey, was that Noah's Ark that just floated by?' type of rainstorm... 

3. I got to the office tower where the PT office is and got stuck in a revolving door section with an overweight man who was texting while walking and didn't look before he got in and ended up wedging me face first into the glass window of the door...then he had the nerve to get into the same elevator as me. Seriously? You  couldn't wait for the next one? 

4. Finally arrive at the physio office and their electronic paying facility kept failing "must be the rain," the receptionist told me.

5. Sat down in the reception area to drip/dry, knit and chill for 10 minutes until Jocelyn calls me only to discover that MY YARN IS WET, EVEN THOUGH IT WAS IN A CLOSED ZIPLOC BAG!  and then it dawns on me...I am dripping on the only not soggy parts of my knitting. sigh  Which leads me to wonder, How did Mrs. Noah knit on the Ark? (Because surely she would have kept her yarn in Ziploc bags to keep the kittens and monkeys from getting into it) 

6. Then, when I went to collect my son from the gym this afternoon I got hit in the head/neck with a baseball. Seriously? Who plays baseball in a basketball gym while kids are playing pickup basketball? and ...

7.  oh never mind. my head hurts and my rant is done.